The Customer
|06 October 2005 | 6:39:00 AM |
Please find your account number andBe sure it is correct..It's twenty digits long and if youMis-type, I'll reject.
I'll lead you through the whole routinePlease use your touch type phone.Press eight and follow with the hashAfter you hear the tone.
If you are a new client here..Press two, ..if old, press three.Press four in case we've done somethingWith which you disagree!
You have pressed four, please wait a momentWhile I transfer you..And please enjoy, while we play youA symphony or two!
Our staff are all too busy nowTo talk to such as youYour call is so important thatWe've placed you in a queue."
Time passes and the music lingersOn, and bye and bye..My cheek and ear go fast asleep,My wrist gets R.S.I.
But wait! It may be there is hope!I hear a ringing sound,At last a human voice is heardAfter the runaround!
"Good morning, this is Ladies wearAnd may we help somehow?Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tickI'll transfer you right now!...""Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue." CYA!
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|06 October 2005 | 6:39:00 AM |
"Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue.
Please find your account number andBe sure it is correct..It's twenty digits long and if youMis-type, I'll reject.
I'll lead you through the whole routinePlease use your touch type phone.Press eight and follow with the hashAfter you hear the tone.
If you are a new client here..Press two, ..if old, press three.Press four in case we've done somethingWith which you disagree!
You have pressed four, please wait a momentWhile I transfer you..And please enjoy, while we play youA symphony or two!
Our staff are all too busy nowTo talk to such as youYour call is so important thatWe've placed you in a queue."
Time passes and the music lingersOn, and bye and bye..My cheek and ear go fast asleep,My wrist gets R.S.I.
But wait! It may be there is hope!I hear a ringing sound,At last a human voice is heardAfter the runaround!
"Good morning, this is Ladies wearAnd may we help somehow?Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tickI'll transfer you right now!...""Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue." CYA!
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