Giving Her the Eye
|06 October 2005 | 9:37:00 AM |
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|06 October 2005 | 9:37:00 AM |
Giving Her the Eye beauty stood on a balcony high,Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye.A young man walking down The StrandCaught the flashing eye-ball one hand.Invited up to receive her thanksHe drooled on her features, figure, flanks.While dining on champagne and chickenThese strangers felt their heart beats quicken,Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible,Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable.Over croissants and coffee in the morningThe young man felt suspicion dawning,Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?""Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye". CYA!
The Customer
| | 6:39:00 AM |
Please find your account number andBe sure it is correct..It's twenty digits long and if youMis-type, I'll reject.
I'll lead you through the whole routinePlease use your touch type phone.Press eight and follow with the hashAfter you hear the tone.
If you are a new client here..Press two, ..if old, press three.Press four in case we've done somethingWith which you disagree!
You have pressed four, please wait a momentWhile I transfer you..And please enjoy, while we play youA symphony or two!
Our staff are all too busy nowTo talk to such as youYour call is so important thatWe've placed you in a queue."
Time passes and the music lingersOn, and bye and bye..My cheek and ear go fast asleep,My wrist gets R.S.I.
But wait! It may be there is hope!I hear a ringing sound,At last a human voice is heardAfter the runaround!
"Good morning, this is Ladies wearAnd may we help somehow?Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tickI'll transfer you right now!...""Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue." CYA!
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| | 6:39:00 AM |
"Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue.
Please find your account number andBe sure it is correct..It's twenty digits long and if youMis-type, I'll reject.
I'll lead you through the whole routinePlease use your touch type phone.Press eight and follow with the hashAfter you hear the tone.
If you are a new client here..Press two, ..if old, press three.Press four in case we've done somethingWith which you disagree!
You have pressed four, please wait a momentWhile I transfer you..And please enjoy, while we play youA symphony or two!
Our staff are all too busy nowTo talk to such as youYour call is so important thatWe've placed you in a queue."
Time passes and the music lingersOn, and bye and bye..My cheek and ear go fast asleep,My wrist gets R.S.I.
But wait! It may be there is hope!I hear a ringing sound,At last a human voice is heardAfter the runaround!
"Good morning, this is Ladies wearAnd may we help somehow?Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tickI'll transfer you right now!...""Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue." CYA!